Brain Comics for 2011-02-24

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Brainley is in a shop. A salesdroid waves at him.

Droid: Can I help you?

Brainley: Maybe! I'm trying to pick out a unit from your parts catalog.

Droid: Okay. What sort of unit would you like to have?

Brainley: Frankly, I want the biggest unit you've got.

Droid: Ah, but how you use your unit can be just as important if not more so.

Brainley: I guess...but I really am concerned about the size of my unit. Do you have any special offers?

Droid: We do! This month we're featuring a unit with bonus mustache, hat, and rank insignia.

Brainley: Sold!

Cut to a close zoom of what appears to be action figure packaging. It is labelled THE BRIG, with a $19.99 price sticker and a diamond-esque logo for THE UNIT STORE. The main compartment contains a plain cylinder with a frowny face on it. The side compartments include: MUSTACHE! (a bushy straight mustache) and HAT! (a military-style peaked cap with band and badge.)

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So long, Brigadier. We'll miss you. Ordinarily I'd suggest a 21-gun salute, but perhaps 5 rounds rapid would be more appropriate.

New comics intermittently. (We hope. Maybe.)

Brain Comics #265 originally published 2011-02-24.

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