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Green computer text on a black, starry background. A plume of nebula gas lazily winds its way across the page. The page shows the rocket near an asteroid, a ship shaped like a running shoe with a gold heart emblazoned on its side, a rather large turtle carrying three visible elephants and a disc with a mountain in the center and waterfalls off the edge, a blue police box, and a pig with blond hair in a silver-colored classic scifi space suit w/ cape. The suit's chest has a lightning logo and its occupant is striking a rather dramatic pose.

Narrator: 0067 The Walrus and the Carpenter

Narrator: 0070 Flew an AU or so,

Narrator: 0071 And then they rested near a rock

Narrator: 0072 Whose mass was nicely low:

Narrator: 0073 And all the little Oysters stood

Narrator: 0074 And waited in a row.

Narrator: 0075 "The time has come," the Walrus said,

Narrator: 0076 "To talk of many things:

Narrator: 0077 Of shoes--and ships --and turtle-wax--

Narrator: 0100 Of salvages --and kings--

Narrator: 0101 And why vacuum is boiling hot--

Narrator: 0102 And whether pigs have wings."