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Dinosaurs in the foreground stare suspiciously at Paul McCartney, who is playing a guitar enthusiastically in the background.

Brainley (as narrator): Research now shows that The Beatles have been around since the time of the dinosaurs.

Cut to shot of Dobbsey and Brainley in the lab.

Dobbsey: Um, Professor, the research said that beetles dated back that far, not The Beatles.

Brainley: ....oh.

Cut back to shot of dinosaurs. Paul McCartney is now gone, but in his place is Keith Richards waving his arms in a dramatic, yet stoned, fashion.

Brainley (as narrator): Just then, Keith Richards appeared!

Richards: Rarrrr, mate. Rarrrrrr.