Brainley and Dobbsey are in the lab. There is a large pig there with them.

Dobbsey: Professor, why is there a pig here? Did you invent a pig robot?

Brainley: What? Oh, no, I won Herbert in a contest!

Herbert starts sniffing around.

Dobbsey: Well, you're not planning on keeping it here, are you?

Brainley: Why not? I'm sure it could come in handy. I could invent a line of lipstick specially formulated for pigs!

One week later. Herbert has a flower in its mouth. Brainley is looking at the pig exasperatedly.

Brainley: Herbert, no! Don't eat that! That's my gilded lily experiment!