Brainley is wearing a top hat.

Title: Professor Brainley's New Year's Resolutions

Brainley: What? I never agreed to this.

Cut to close-up of a device containing a coffee mug at which lasers are being fired. It is labeled "Laze-Brew 3000".

Title: Resolution #6: Build more things with lasers.

Smoke begins pouring out of the device.

Title: Resolution #5: Stop smoking.