Brainley is wearing a top hat, a monocle, and a large coat.

Title: Professor Brainley's New Year's Resolutions

Brainley: Are we done here? I have a party to get to.

Cut to shot of a bookcase, empty save for a box on the top shelf labeled "Squid Repellent". Squid arms wave wildly from below.

Title: Resolution #2: Stop putting things on high shelves.

Cut to shot of a closed door labeled "Lab". There is a large warning sign: "CAUTION: Pudding-free zone. No pudding within 100 meters."

Title: Resolution #1: Moose-proof the lab.