Dobbsey is sitting quietly, reading a book titled "Hats of the World".

Brainley (from offscreen): Ack! Run!

Brainley bursts into the room in a frenzy.

Dobbsey: What on earth are you talking about now?

Brainley: I knew I shouldn't have been eating in the lab! I dropped my ham sandwich into the device, and I think that was enough to make it reach critical mass...

Dobbsey: Professor, calm down. Make what reach critical mass?

Bacon is raining down on Brainley and Dobbsey.

Brainley: Er...my bacon bomb.