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We see Dobbsey from Brainley's point of view, but very distorted and wavy. Even his speech is distorted.

Dobbsey: Professor? Are you okay?

The view settles down into a very blurry view of Dobbsey.

Dobbsey: Professor?

Cut to dramatic shot of Brainley, his glasses broken.

Brainley: My glasses - broken! Curse the cruel fate that hath wrought such punishment on me!

Brainley: I shall be an outcast forevermore, shunned by society for lack of acceptable eyewear!

Brainley takes off his glasses.

Dobbsey: Um, why don't you just get another pair to replace them?

Brainley: Don't mock fate, boy! Do you want to lose your glasses, too?

Dobbsey: I...don't wear glasses.

Brainley: Fate!!!

Dobbsey: ...