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Narrator: And so our valiant hero embarks on a quest - a quest for a new pair of glasses!

Cut to zoomed-out view of Brainley walking down a street full of shops: "Monocle Hut, "M. S. (logo of monocle)", "Nothing But Monocles", a store featuring the New Yorker monocle man as its mascot, "Monocle Crafters", "Mono" (with monocles for Os), another shop with just a logo of a cascade of monocles, and, just off camera, a store starting with the letter "M". It is sunset.

Brainley: Noooooooooo!

Cut to a shot of the lab. Brainley is wearing two gold-chain monocles taped together with electrical tape as if they were glasses.

Brainley: And that's how I defeated the legendary Hydra and won its enchanted glasses!

Dobbsey: You stole those glasses...from a Hydra.

Brainley: Precisely.

Dobbsey: Then why do they look like you taped two monocles together?

Brainley: I am the Hydra slayer! Pointy death to all those who defy me!