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Brainley is wearing a military beret and shouting towards offscreen. Dobbsey is standing nearby with a clipboard.

Brainley: Load the weasel onto the trebuchet!

Dobbsey: Actually, we don't have any weasels...

Brainley: Load the badger onto the trebuchet!

Dobbsey (continuing): ...nor badgers.

Brainley turns to Dobbsey.

Brainley: Well, what do we have?

Dobbsey consults his clipboard.

Dobbsey: ...a pair of gym socks.

Brainley: Load the gym socks!