Brainley, Dobbsey, and McMoosington are standing in a holographic planetarium; Brainley and Dobbsey are standing on the central podium with the projector. They are looking up at the stars. A stick is hanging toothpick-style from McMoosington's mouth.

Brainley: It's the longest night. But now we can fight back against the darkness.

Sound FX: *click*

A giant bright sun blinks on in the middle of the projection.

Brainley: Behold - an artificial sun!

Others (in unison): Ooooh.

Sound FX: *blip*

The room goes dark. Nothing can be seen.

Brainley: Argh!

Sound FX: *snap*

The three are bathed in a purple glow. McMoosington is holding a glow stick.

McMoosington: I have a glow stick.

McMoosington holds the glow stick high.

Others (in unison): Oooh.