Brainley is wearing a bowler hat.

Title: Professor Brainley's New Year's Resolutions

Brainley: What? Again? Didn't we already do this last year?

Title: Resolution #6: Build a moat around the lecture hall.

Cut to a shot of Brainley and Dobbsey peering over the top of a brick wall at the ground below.

Brainley: The alligators are getting restless.

Dobbsey: Well, you did only give them an inflatable kiddie pool.

Title: Resolution #5: Rewrite history to include more lasers.

Cut to a shot of the doormouse holding a crate with "LASERS" stencilled on it.

Doormouse: What the...?